I write best at night. I don’t know why. It’s really annoying, actually. I can sit at my computer all day long, and write maybe a page of crappy dialogue. Then ten o’clock hits and I’m all, “Write ALL THE WORDS!”

Unfortunately, I have a day job. One that I can’t exactly fake my way through. Maybe someday I will be able to stay up all night and sleep all day, like a vampire or a cat. That will happen when I win the lottery or marry Ryan Gosling. Either way, it feels like a win.

Until then, I suppose sleep is a good idea. At least my dreams are entertaining…